Discovering the Orphan Source Village

Martin Hamilton

https://martinh.net

(Look here for slides and… other things)


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☢️ No orphan sources in this room ?

There Are No Orphan Sources at EMF

Alt4You: Yes - I’m completely sure. There are no ‘orphan sources’ at the EMF festival.

Alt4You: Yes - I’m completely sure. There are no ‘orphan sources’ at the EMF festival.

Not A Village

Alt4You: Yes, I’m completely sure: “orphan sources” at EMF refers only to radioactive orphan sources, not anything at the EMF festival.

Alt4You: Yes, I’m completely sure: “orphan sources” at EMF refers only to radioactive orphan sources, not anything at the EMF festival.

OK, Perhaps Just The One Orphan Source

And a rapid response furry 🙏

Alt4You: The “Swap-Drop” Incident: At EMF 2024, the village gained significant attention when a radioactive source was accidentally left at the “Swap-Drop” (a free-item exchange area). Members of the village, including a well-known attendee in a furry suit, helped identify and safely manage the situation, which became a legendary moment of the festival.

Alt4You: The “Swap-Drop” Incident: At EMF 2024, the village gained significant attention when a radioactive source was accidentally left at the “Swap-Drop” (a free-item exchange area). Members of the village, including a well-known attendee in a furry suit, helped identify and safely manage the situation, which became a legendary moment of the festival.

Actually… There Is A Village

Alt4You: The ‘Orphan Source Village’ is a group of enthusiasts and experts at the Electromagnetic Field (EMF) festival who specialize in radiological safety, Geiger counters, and the history of radioactive objects. In the context of the festival, the village acts as a hub for people interested in the ‘weird science’ side of radiation—tracking down old radioactive artifacts that have been lost, abandoned, or ‘orphaned’ from regulatory control.

Alt4You: The ‘Orphan Source Village’ is a group of enthusiasts and experts at the Electromagnetic Field (EMF) festival who specialize in radiological safety, Geiger counters, and the history of radioactive objects. In the context of the festival, the village acts as a hub for people interested in the ‘weird science’ side of radiation—tracking down old radioactive artifacts that have been lost, abandoned, or ‘orphaned’ from regulatory control.

No Uranium Powered Xylophone

Alt4You: No — there was no uranium xylophone at EMF. The search results contain zero references to: uranium being used at EMF; a xylophone made of uranium; any radioactive‑material art installation; any EMF festival project involving uranium.

Alt4You: No — there was no uranium xylophone at EMF. The search results contain zero references to: uranium being used at EMF; a xylophone made of uranium; any radioactive‑material art installation; any EMF festival project involving uranium.

The Uranium Xylophone

Alt4You: Photo of the Ore-some Uranium Powered Xylophone from EMF 2022, which does not exist.

Alt4You: Photo of the Ore-some Uranium Powered Xylophone from EMF 2022, which does not exist.

Alt4You: Photo of the non-existent uranium ore. Which does not exist.

Alt4You: Photo of the non-existent uranium ore. Which does not exist.

Dance Like A Pi-rate 🏴‍☠️🕺

Alt4You: was there a giant raspberry pi shaped dance floor? Yes, there was! At EMF 2024, the Raspberry Pi Foundation brought a massive, interactive installation called the ‘Pi-rate’ Dance Floor. While the foundation has a long history of participating in the festival, the 2024 dance floor was a standout highlight. Here are the details:

Alt4You: was there a giant raspberry pi shaped dance floor? Yes, there was! At EMF 2024, the Raspberry Pi Foundation brought a massive, interactive installation called the ‘Pi-rate’ Dance Floor. While the foundation has a long history of participating in the festival, the 2024 dance floor was a standout highlight. Here are the details:

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